It’s 1am here… this is for anyone else whose having a sleepless night.
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
came across this great comment on an article Ruby Tandoh (Great British Bake Off Runner Up) wrote for The Guardian (via aconits)
Celebrities taking the underground
What fucking subway is this
imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito
Id sit next to them and pretend i didnt know who they were
that is all
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it
The planets, aligned.the sickest thing ive ever seen
The moon isn’t a planet you dumbfuck
the moon isn’t on there, fyi
that’s mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, and pluto
pluto isnt a planet you dumbfuck
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.